Country Music

Wow. Country Music is really something. I mean who in their right mind can resist the amazingness of country music.

To be honest with you, amazingness isn’t even a word, but then again you can’t really consider “Country Music” to be music. It’s much more than that. If you just listen to just about any male country singer, you will notice that the whole point of the song is to glorify their trucks. Then on the other hand, you have the female singers who dedicate their songs to letting everyone know how envious they are of the attention that the truck gets, and how great it felt for them to mutilate the truck. The drama is unbelievable, its almost overwhelming.

Oops, I almost forgot to mention the impact of such great guitar playing. Some rube might think that the beat was a simple one, but the truth is its not. The Country guitar players, have tremendous skills. In many cases, the Guitar player can carry out the tune with just two fingers and make it look so simple. I don’t know how they do it.

But all of this pales in comparison to the phenomenal sound of their voices. If you’ve ever heard the sound of their voices then you probably know what I’m talking about. It’s almost like they sing from their throats, deep, deep down, almost as if they are capable of strangling their voices. I cant even fathom how they can do that, but they do. If you can believe it, there are people who don’t find this kind of music appealing. They think that it is just really annoying music revolving mainly around trucks, and they feel that the tunes are unimaginative, and they think that the voices of the singers are similar to that of a dying mule. Well, we all know the jokes on them!