Sum people think that they got it hard. Well lemme tell ya, dat they aint seen notin til they been forced to live in the ghetto. Life’s tuff. Cant do notin bout it sometimz. On my third birth day, sum wigger from down the street walked by without sayin hapi birth day, so I shot ‘im. Cant have people gettin up in my face, disrespectin me like dat.
The other day I was up at skol try’n to get my edukation, when sum foo got up and shot me for bein 2 smart. So i got my people and we took him out. Course by that time I bin shot 4 times already, so 1 more don’t make no dif.
Life’s tuff on the streets. I alwayz gotta make sure my steet cred’s good, so I gotta take out the trash every now and then. One time wile I was doin my drive by, some pig tryd to chase me. Well I didn’t even run. I just stepped outta the car and slapped him rite in the mouf with the bak of my hand. He aint got but a handful of teeth left. S’okey thou cuz he still be up in my hood, and we cant be havin that. Nu-uh man. By this time tomoroh that foo be dug up 6 feat up in the ground.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
crazy stuff
If you’ve ever been on Youtube before, then you’ll know that there are some CRAZY things that people do just to get attention. There was one video in particular about just random stuff, that I was just amazed by. Of course I’d seen a lot of stuff on Youtube, but I think that this one might just be the most deserving of being watched. Well the video is called “crazy shit”.
A lot of the stuff you might have seen before, but there are some that are just—well you’ll see. But one of the scenes involve a person in a mailbox, who pushes out the mail. Yawn, right. But eventually there is a guy who doesn’t think that its funny, and he pulls out a gun and puts it in the slot – and shoots the guy.
Then there is also another one which, I admit, made me kind of nauseous. It was a kickboxing match, where a guy A kicks guy B. Well Guy B blocks the kick, and Guy B’s calf just snaps in half. What really made it sick was not the slow motion, but the fact that after it snapped clean in half, he moved his leg back while his calf was dangling, then tried to put weight on it. But what happened was that the bottom half of his leg just gave out, and he kept sinking until his knee touched the mat. If you watch the video, youll see what im talking about it. But don’t say I didn’t warn you when you vomit.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4FDkQKuElg
A lot of the stuff you might have seen before, but there are some that are just—well you’ll see. But one of the scenes involve a person in a mailbox, who pushes out the mail. Yawn, right. But eventually there is a guy who doesn’t think that its funny, and he pulls out a gun and puts it in the slot – and shoots the guy.
Then there is also another one which, I admit, made me kind of nauseous. It was a kickboxing match, where a guy A kicks guy B. Well Guy B blocks the kick, and Guy B’s calf just snaps in half. What really made it sick was not the slow motion, but the fact that after it snapped clean in half, he moved his leg back while his calf was dangling, then tried to put weight on it. But what happened was that the bottom half of his leg just gave out, and he kept sinking until his knee touched the mat. If you watch the video, youll see what im talking about it. But don’t say I didn’t warn you when you vomit.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=k4FDkQKuElg
Reluctant Winter
This year it seem like winter will never leave. The snow continues to pour and pour, and when you think its gone, it snows some more. I mean its fine for it to snow during the winter, since we get snow days and all, but for it to continue snowing days before spring break, well that’s effed up. I mean, it even snowed up ‘til Easter. I thought for sure that after Easter that the snow would surely stop falling. Apparently not, as it is still snowing up ‘til this day.
As a matter of fact, I thought today aws going to be a nice day so I wore shorts to school. In the idle of the day, I looded out of a window and saw that there was a freakin’ BLIZZARD going on outside.
I was looking forward to playing some pick up football or soccer or something, but then it has to go snow, and now all I have to look forward to is shoveling. So much for spring.
As a matter of fact, I thought today aws going to be a nice day so I wore shorts to school. In the idle of the day, I looded out of a window and saw that there was a freakin’ BLIZZARD going on outside.
I was looking forward to playing some pick up football or soccer or something, but then it has to go snow, and now all I have to look forward to is shoveling. So much for spring.
Monday, March 24, 2008
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There are many mysteries in life. Why do old people smell bad? Where do babies come from? What the hell are Teletubies? But the question that we will be discussing is, Does everything lead to cancer?
Recently, the American people have become diagnosed with something I like to call Cancer-Phobia. This is the belief that everything can lead to cancer if you look hard enough for a reason. The truth is that cancer is not a joke. There are many people who have cancer, and this “joke” of everything contributing to cancer is ridiculous. At lunch the other day, there was a kid who decided to inform us of what he saw on the news the other day (Jay Kang). He started talking about how he saw a segment of the news telling about how unhealthy it is to reuse water bottles. After his little rant, he tagged on the question: “and guess what?” It was at that point that the people who were listening to him knew that he was about to say the C-word. So when he told us that it led to cancer nobody was surprised.
For those of you who Rube’s who actually stopped reusing water bottles, heed this, not everything you hear is true. If you really cared about preventing/curing cancer, you would try to support the cancer victims, or at least give something in the way of supporting cancer research, instead of naively believing the nonsense that you hear on FOX News.
Recently, the American people have become diagnosed with something I like to call Cancer-Phobia. This is the belief that everything can lead to cancer if you look hard enough for a reason. The truth is that cancer is not a joke. There are many people who have cancer, and this “joke” of everything contributing to cancer is ridiculous. At lunch the other day, there was a kid who decided to inform us of what he saw on the news the other day (Jay Kang). He started talking about how he saw a segment of the news telling about how unhealthy it is to reuse water bottles. After his little rant, he tagged on the question: “and guess what?” It was at that point that the people who were listening to him knew that he was about to say the C-word. So when he told us that it led to cancer nobody was surprised.
For those of you who Rube’s who actually stopped reusing water bottles, heed this, not everything you hear is true. If you really cared about preventing/curing cancer, you would try to support the cancer victims, or at least give something in the way of supporting cancer research, instead of naively believing the nonsense that you hear on FOX News.
The Maria Culpa AP test
Just recently I was forced to take a mini imitation of the AP multiple choice test. As innocent as it may initially seem, don’t be fooled. This test is vile, disgusting, and tricky. Let your guard down for 1 second, and you’ll find yourself falling into one of the many PURPOSELY planted traps designed to fail you on the test. For example, on this test in particular, there was a document (Doc C), that wasn’t even a real source. That’s right, it was a made up source made alluringly simple, so that you would get duped into using it. You might think that you wouldn’t fall for this trick, but the truth is that there is a very real possibility of that happening. When you’re pressed for time, and you find an article that is easy to understand and use, you’ll probably use it to support/refute your argument.
Fortunately enough, I have enough knowledge of diction and logical fallacies to understand that it was not a good source to use. However, even I, was not able to see past it not being a real source.
When Mr. Ayers told us about how the grades were graded, I felt no remorse or pity whatsoever. See, the process is that they take qualified AP lang teachers, send them to Nebraska and lock them in a room with little bread and water, chain them to a table, and force them to grade paper after paper (according to Mr. Ayers). He also mentioned something about if an essay was too confusing or debatable, that they had to go to the “table leader” and have them sort it out. What the hell is a table leader?
Well if anything it makes me feel better about taking their stupid tests knowing that they have to report to their table leaders.
Fortunately enough, I have enough knowledge of diction and logical fallacies to understand that it was not a good source to use. However, even I, was not able to see past it not being a real source.
When Mr. Ayers told us about how the grades were graded, I felt no remorse or pity whatsoever. See, the process is that they take qualified AP lang teachers, send them to Nebraska and lock them in a room with little bread and water, chain them to a table, and force them to grade paper after paper (according to Mr. Ayers). He also mentioned something about if an essay was too confusing or debatable, that they had to go to the “table leader” and have them sort it out. What the hell is a table leader?
Well if anything it makes me feel better about taking their stupid tests knowing that they have to report to their table leaders.
Wednesday, March 19, 2008
How many 5 year olds can you take in a fight?
Today I was introduced to a website that gave you a quiz with no more than 25 questions that was supposed to tell you how many 5 year olds you could take in a fight, based on things like your size arm length, and other things like how much martial arts experience you have and if you’ve ever been swarmed before. Out of curiosity we made the answer to every question as good as we could (we basically engineered the perfect 5 year old fighting machine). He had a build of long stocky arms, and he had a very muscular body (like a pro body builder), and many years of martial arts, and to top it all off he had been in numerous fights. Sadly, the ultimate 5 year old fighting machine could only take 39
five year olds.
I don’t know; that seems kind of weak for a bunch of five year olds. I've seen Neo take like a whole city full of Mr. Anderson’s and still win. And here you have a guy who has maxed out in every aspect of a five year old fighting machine, and he can only take 39 “five year olds”. I think with some careful planning and precautions, it would be easy to take on and beat significantly more than 39 five year olds.
I think that one of the major set backs of our fighting machine was that he knew too much martial arts. Believe me, martial arts doesn’t get you anywhere in a fight. I took
Teak-won-do and I didn’t get anything out of it so I got my parents to stop taking me to the stupid place, and stop wasting my time. With teak-won-do, the fighter probably spends too much time calculating the karate chop to the jugular, or getting in his stupid stance to take on a swarm of five year olds at the same time. If I had his build and his attributes, I would just swing like crazy and knock out whole waves of them. It would be so easy. With five year olds, its all about intimidation and authority. One punch would knock out like 10 five year olds, and then as the next wave of them comes, they’ll see the rest of their fellow colleagues lying on the floor with their heads cracked open, and immediately the start losing momentum. Once the swarm begins to thin out, you can start grabbing their tiny little heads, and smashing them into the walls, to save energy. Once you get to say, 75 five year olds, you can start buildup of their bodies, and stand on the whole pile of them, looking down on the oncoming swarms, and posing an even more imposing image.
In a worst case scenario, if you find yourself surrounded by five year olds, all you need to do is pick up one of the unconscious/dead 5 year olds, and start swing him/her in a circle creating a sort of impromptu barrier that would effectively keep the five year olds at a safe distance until you can figure out how to get out of there.
With these methods, it would be sooo easy to getting way past the 39 kid benchmark that was previously set. And this is all done without the aid of any sort of weapon. Imagine all of the possibilities if one was permitted the use of a baseball bat (metal or wood; it doesn’t matter).
If you would like to see how many five year olds you can take, go to THIS website.
five year olds.
I don’t know; that seems kind of weak for a bunch of five year olds. I've seen Neo take like a whole city full of Mr. Anderson’s and still win. And here you have a guy who has maxed out in every aspect of a five year old fighting machine, and he can only take 39 “five year olds”. I think with some careful planning and precautions, it would be easy to take on and beat significantly more than 39 five year olds.
I think that one of the major set backs of our fighting machine was that he knew too much martial arts. Believe me, martial arts doesn’t get you anywhere in a fight. I took
Teak-won-do and I didn’t get anything out of it so I got my parents to stop taking me to the stupid place, and stop wasting my time. With teak-won-do, the fighter probably spends too much time calculating the karate chop to the jugular, or getting in his stupid stance to take on a swarm of five year olds at the same time. If I had his build and his attributes, I would just swing like crazy and knock out whole waves of them. It would be so easy. With five year olds, its all about intimidation and authority. One punch would knock out like 10 five year olds, and then as the next wave of them comes, they’ll see the rest of their fellow colleagues lying on the floor with their heads cracked open, and immediately the start losing momentum. Once the swarm begins to thin out, you can start grabbing their tiny little heads, and smashing them into the walls, to save energy. Once you get to say, 75 five year olds, you can start buildup of their bodies, and stand on the whole pile of them, looking down on the oncoming swarms, and posing an even more imposing image.
In a worst case scenario, if you find yourself surrounded by five year olds, all you need to do is pick up one of the unconscious/dead 5 year olds, and start swing him/her in a circle creating a sort of impromptu barrier that would effectively keep the five year olds at a safe distance until you can figure out how to get out of there.
With these methods, it would be sooo easy to getting way past the 39 kid benchmark that was previously set. And this is all done without the aid of any sort of weapon. Imagine all of the possibilities if one was permitted the use of a baseball bat (metal or wood; it doesn’t matter).
If you would like to see how many five year olds you can take, go to THIS website.
Sunday, March 16, 2008
Researching The ways of the Witch Doctor
Im going to be researching the long and ancient practice of ---- Witch Doctors!!!
For those of you who are reading this and are doing the same assignment, I know how envious you are feeling towards me. I know that your topics of Ancient Greece, and the Solar system might not be as exciting, but I’m sure that they are all fine topics.
Now then, back to Witch Doctors. I don’t really know what inspired me to research this topic, but I’m glad I chose it. I have done some brief research on the topic. I found that the practice of “witch doctoring (?)” has been a long one, going on since around 5000 b.c. There have been many different cultures with witch doctors, each with their own methods and customs. I found that many cultures built their traditions off of those from other cultures. For example many civilizations take their medical means from the ancient Egyptian civilization. The Egyptians were the first to have people in specific fields; people who knew how to heal your eyes, others for your head (headaches, fevers), and others for wounds.
Hopefully, I will start researching Witch Doctors more in depth. I hope to focus on the head shrinking aspect of some witch doctors, but I’m not sure how much info is available on that topic.
For those of you who are reading this and are doing the same assignment, I know how envious you are feeling towards me. I know that your topics of Ancient Greece, and the Solar system might not be as exciting, but I’m sure that they are all fine topics.
Now then, back to Witch Doctors. I don’t really know what inspired me to research this topic, but I’m glad I chose it. I have done some brief research on the topic. I found that the practice of “witch doctoring (?)” has been a long one, going on since around 5000 b.c. There have been many different cultures with witch doctors, each with their own methods and customs. I found that many cultures built their traditions off of those from other cultures. For example many civilizations take their medical means from the ancient Egyptian civilization. The Egyptians were the first to have people in specific fields; people who knew how to heal your eyes, others for your head (headaches, fevers), and others for wounds.
Hopefully, I will start researching Witch Doctors more in depth. I hope to focus on the head shrinking aspect of some witch doctors, but I’m not sure how much info is available on that topic.
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