im sofa king we taud it

Well if you were expecting an interesting post, this isn’t it. Really, this is just a random blog with a lot of random thoughts and a random title. Actually I’m just trying to fill up space and amass as many words as possible without really typing anything. If you didn’t notice, that whole last sentence was utterly pointless; as was this one.

Ok so why are you still reading this? Don’t you have anything better to do than read this post? Honestly. STOP READING THIS. Wow you’re just addicted to this blog aren’t you? Either that or you like reading the words without stopping to consider the meaning. Hey dumb ass, I’m talking – typing to you. STOP READING THIS ENTRY. Can’t you tell that its just a compilation of random sentences that I’m obviously trying to BS, which means that it’s probably not worth reading. SO YOU SHOULD STOP READING THIS. Especially since the author doesn’t want you reading it. Ok this is getting ridiculous. I told you to stop reading this entry in the 6th sentence of this entry, and I've told you numerous times since then to stop READING THIS EFFING ENTRY. You piece of shit, you just can’t stop can you. OK well here: Anyone reading this entry needs to got get a life and STOP READING THIS. OK, I guess you still didn’t get the message so here: The person reading this essay is an ass, asshole, asswipe, a queer, a fag, a whore, a douche bag, a cross-dressing bastard, a donkey-raping shit eater (courtesy of south park), a DUMB ASS WHO DOESN’T GET THE MESSAGE, a noob, and a im sofa king we taud it. HAHA got you to read it twice!!! Wow it doesn’t get any better than this… unless you can get someone to read it THREE times - im sofa king we taud it. HAHA 3 times. im sofa king we taud it. OK its not funny anymore. Seriously, if you’ve read this entire thing, you need to go -- im sofa king we taud it. Gotcha. Ok now seriously its done; Go away and STOP READING THIS.