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Thursday, May 1, 2008

The mystery of the "Michael Ayers Blog"

Recently, many people in my AP lang class have been trying to find Mr. Ayers personal blog. For the longest time we were unsuccesful in finding the blog. But just today we actually found the blog. As it turned out, there are many Michael Ayers on google; who would've guessed?

There was the musician Michael Ayers, which was obviously the wrong M.A. After a couple more pages, we found a blog of some teenager whose boy friends name was Michael Ayers. It turns out that this was the wrong Mr. Ayers because this Mr. Ayers was black. So we kept searching in vain for the real Mr. Ayers. At this point we found that after inumerable pages of a google search, that there was no such thing as the "Mr Ayers Blog". So we asked him if there really was a such blog. He insisted that it was out there, so we kept searching. The next one we found wasn't his blog, but one of another teenage girl, who was writing about a Michael Ayers that she knew. This Michael Ayers was obviously giving the girl trouble because of the harsh things that she was saying about him. I know, i know, as hard as it is to believe, someone was bashing a Michael Ayers. She called him (i should interject here to warn in advance of the harsh language that might offend some people, but here goes) a "cum guzzling whore slut". When reading this i stared at my screen with a sense of disbelief. So i showed the other guys who were looking for Mr. Ayers blog, and told them to check out this blog. Of course, all of this commotion caused Mr. Ayers to come over and check out whether or not we actually found it. Since there was no avoiding it, i asked him if this was his. After he saw this, he laughed about it and swore that it wasn't him.

After almost 1 full class, we were still unable to find the blog, until bond found it on google; it was his second try. the funny thing is though, that i used the same search words as him, but the reason that he found it and i didnt, is because he searched it on google, and i searched it on googleblog. anyways, we asked Mr. Ayers to come check it out and see if it really was the authentic website, and it turns out that it really was. So if you want to check it out, i have it linked to my blog. i was very reluctant to make this link, because it took me a long time to find it, and to make a link would make it way too easy for other people to find it.

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